The Major Filbert Story
Major Filbert stands on guard looking ever dapper,
in his coat of shiny of red and green lacquers.
Despite his regalia and tree limb swagger,
this major does not make a peep or a pitter patter.
Unlike his fellow crackers,
he is not fond of cracking nuts or chitter chatter,
standing silently at attention with a focus on tannenbaum matters.
Major Filbert’s panache sets a festive mood of glamour,
when friends and family at the Christmas holidays gather.
The twinkling lights of Filbert’s boughs are known to flatter,
so hang and store him where he cannot shatter,
so he will grace your tree for many years of happily ever after.
