Polly

Name: Polly
SKU: 80629
Availability: OutOfStock

$70.00

The Polly Story

Polly is the name of this pretty, pastel parrot.

Thanks to tutelage of her devoted worldly parents,

she is able to converse in most Indo-European,

Sino-Tibetan, and Niger-Congo languages.

While this linguistic ability has its advantages,

there are a few related challenges.

Renowned for winning many scholarships on merit,

Polly is intelligent, but she does not flaunt it.

This proud bird is performance-driven and fearless,

but does not want to be a show bird on exhibit,

for answering questions has its limits.

While the offers are many and to all she listens,

Polly has no interest in gigs on the talk show circuit,

or appearing at venues that have sold tickets.

Translating poetic and historical works

is where Polly spends time and feels her worth.

She will not eat or respond to questions about crackers;

keeping silent, she minds her manners,

then focuses on worldly matters.