Travelling across several time zones by zeppelin from Zambia each year,
Zed steals the show by parachuting into the center ring as the zenith of Act I for JingleNog’s Holiday Zoo Play.
Our zany zebra—Zed’s zippy showmanship
with a zeal and zest for life that is hard to match.
This xylophone playing champion skater moves across the ice faster than any zamboni
or Ziegfeld folly ever could.
Going from zero to a zillion miles per hour Zed zips where others would zag,
while skating to his favorite Zydeco tune –
“Zinc de zodiac zinnias oxide.