Googlie Ref's Story
Our Googlie Ref is the best. He is able to pivot on a pin and spin right or left, seeing the game better than any other ref. Following every ball, with his ever moving feet and googlie eyeballs, he never misses a call. Players and fans herald and often stand to applaud him. His peers also laud him. He is one of a kind, alerting players before they go off–sides, or if they near the out of bound lines. The red and yellow cards have never left his pocket. His stop watch is his great grandpa’s locket, that he leaves on the shelf in his locker, along with his custom crafted cleats, which never see the fields or his feet. Pre-game he tells the linesman where to lay the lime, and starts and ends every game on time. His movements and hand motions are balletic and sublime. So we end this rhyme, with one more – “Googlie Ref is one of a kind”!