Ed U. Lis's Story
This mushroom is named Ed U. Lis.
Ed is a rare champignon who is a noblesse,
and rumored to be very generous,
fulfilling pipe dreams from his largesse.
Unlike many of his kin, this botelus you cannot ingest.
Made of glass he is alia ex alias.
Replete with stripes and glitter as sparkling assets,
he stands out in all button and morel filled baskets.
Ed has achieved much recognition and success,
but many hope and dreams he does still possess.
For one, he has been looking for the ideal place to rest,
and now has found it within your lovely nest,
a place he will now happily bless.